Living in another culture means you have to change your strategies. In the In the
Paying is another matter. The cobrador (conductor) has what seems like an extremely stressful job to me, but one which they enjoy immensely as it means chatting and socializing up and down the road all day. There must be a system, but I don’t know what it is. At a certain point in the journey, the cobrador moves off the step in the open door, and either by stretching over people’s heads (there is never room in the aisle), or by sidestepping along the bumper along the outside of the bus whilst in motion and poking his head through each window, he collects the fares. The trick is to save all your small change for the bus, otherwise you risk getting back enough greasy notes to paper a bathroom in the former DDR. No one ever has the right change here, so it can be kilometers before you get the right money back, but nevertheless, you do.
It’s no easy feat to get off either, unless you overcome European timidity of drawing attention to yourself in public. But unless you shout “dejame aqui!” in a loud enough voice to beat the radio and the other 50 passengers, it won’t stop.
There is another type of bus here, a bigger one which covers longer journeys and for a few extra pesos you get a numbered seat and the luxury of a DVD. The DVD on the last bus I was on back from
A busride here always leave me with a sense of wellbeing and confirms my faith in human nature. You always get chatted to, no matter how rubbish your Spanish (and not always by men), you always get good advice about where and when to change, you need never fear about doing the wrong thing. A ride on a guagua is like a concentration of the Dominican experience which displays the way they do things, in what Benitez Rojo would call “de cierta manera”.